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(More customer reviews)I work out every day and I've choked down the newest protein powders that tastes like chalk.
I eat tomatoes chopped up on food even though I hate them.
So after the first bite and that sudden WTF realization that this tasted nothing like apples or cinnamon I figured I would just trod through it.
My gag reflex had other plans! (I just burped and almost threw up again!)
I'd like to find what ever taste tester at Cytosport OK'd this flavor and punch him or her in the crotch!
I tried to give it to my dogs (they are the left over cleaner uppers) and they looked at me like I was holding a club in my hand!
They lick their own butts (one of the dogs used to eat from the cats' litter box) and they wouldn't come near it!
They must be smarter than me because I figured that I'd try a second container with whole milk instead of water.
So much for bigger brain=smarter.
I am going to try to feed the last four containers (uncooked) to the squirrels outside and see if they will eat it.
Have you heard the saying "anticipation of death is worse than death itself"?
Well I have six containers of their maple/brown sugar as well.
And I am not too manly to admit that I am scared, yes SCARED, to try one!
(Burped again, choking back bile!)
I just ate a piece of bread slathered in mustard to block the taste.
So in summary, AVOID THIS STUFF LIKE RAT POISON!
I may yet call the poison control hotline.
If you don't see a review of the maple/brown sugar flavor in the next week, call 911 for me!
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